Information and Introductions
My name is Christian Kyle. I’ve been something resembling human for as long as I can remember, and likely for longer than even that. I like nerdy things. I own something close to fourteen lightsabers, three swords, five wands, and several tea pots. I yell at my cat in the Black Speech of Mordor. My day-to-day life is only tolerable if I pretend the counter I work behind is a great Tower, and my managers are servants of the Dark Lord who have imprisoned me there, and force me to carry out their bidding.
My Powers are fueled by caffeine. By merely reading my words, you’ve allowed a measure of them to ensnare your thoughts. You can’t feel it, but even now you’re becoming nerdier. Embrace it.