Wish I wasn't so lazy.
I’d walk to Eva like I did last night, but I’m too sleepy.
Gathered together all of my musings on the...
Paired with my academic paper on Sex Laws and Legal Moralism, it comes out to about 31 and a half pages. If anyone wants a stack of gibberish to rifle through, let me know.
reasons why winter is better than summer: little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿) the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿) sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/ snow is pretty (´･ω･`) no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* ) everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)
When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
laugh-addict: man. Reblog for the Ministry of Silly Walks.
nymphettic: tyler the creator or w/e tweeted selena gomez saying something like ”now you’re 18 you can legally take my dick in your ass” and everyone thought it was funny and called him a legend amanda bynes tweets ”i want drake to murder my vagina” and she gets unverified on twitter and articles in the news saying she has ”gone crazy” and needs help
sufferingsardines: Remember how funny the Biggus Dickus scene in Life of Brian was when you were 8? It’s still funny.
The Adventures of Damnation Kane →
Pirate of the Past and Present Do you like reading? Do you like Pirates? It’s the one year anniversary of Damnation Kane, which means if you haven’t read it yet, you’ve got tons to look forward to. And it’s still going. Give it a look see. It’s pretty awesome.
mightythylacine asked: What is your favorite public space?
Entitled: If media covered America the way we... →
jahanzebjz: Yet another massacre has occurred in the historically war-torn region of the Southern United States – and so soon after the religious festival of Easter. Brian McConkey, 27, a Christian fundamentalist militiaman living in the formerly occupied territory of Alabama, gunned down three men from an opposing tribe in the village square near Mobile, the capitol, over a discussion that may...
The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.– Maya Angelou (via ellielamothe)