February 2012
2 posts
I never thought the day would come
When porn was an utter turn-off. Weird, man. Really weird.
Feb 22nd
5 notes
I hate the internet.
Or I hate the way I am on it. Or both.
Feb 7th
January 2012
11 posts
the-shivers asked: Herrooooooooo
Jan 31st
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raccooncitysurvivor asked: Hi, I enjoy your blog.
Jan 31st
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lordcockington asked: Christian stop being so self effacing you are adorable.
Jan 20th
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Misanthropy;
Thy name is Christian.
Jan 20th
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Jan 5th
I miss music, too. God, music was nice.
Jan 5th
lordcockington asked: You're still alive? Jesus.
Jan 5th
Hunson was selflessly gracious enough to let me...
It should be noted, of course, that he didn’t let me put them all up. But Fairy Fellers and Killer Queens can’t be choosers, can they?
Jan 5th
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I miss people.
Jan 5th
3 notes
I should write a book about living without...
I could pretend it’s some great social experiment, and make a bunch of money off of it, and the hipsters who would buy it in hopes of emulating my lifestyle.  Profit.
Jan 5th
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andvaka asked: I miss seeing your words and such on my dash sir.
Jan 5th
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October 2011
4 posts
I forgot how fucking happy listening to Queen...
Going without a computer for a month does strange things to a young man.
Oct 29th
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Sooo. The Seattle's Best job is really working...
Met an awesomely hot quarter-Chinese, quarter-Hawaiian, half-German guy. That’s perks enough for employment, right?
Oct 29th
catchotd asked: So will you come back?
Oct 18th
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Attention remaining followers.
I am living without internet/computer. Which means I check my e-mail once every week or two. Which means I do absolutely nothing on Tumblr. No time/resources to do it really. Miss y’all. Hope I’m not too dusty and forgotten. -Xian
Oct 14th
September 2011
12 posts
A blog called Gay Skinny Geeks reblogged one of my...
I’m honored that they think I’m “skinny and scrawny.” Because I feel chunky. XD
Sep 17th
Blech.
I think I’m done for the night.
Sep 17th
First week of coffee went well.
I found out that not only do I get free drinks all day on the days that I work, I also get a 30% discount in all Seattle’s Best and Starbucks stores, I also get a free pound of coffee every week. There’s no way I’m going to go through that much coffee every week.
Sep 17th
On a much higher note...
I got hired at Seattle’s Best, on the PSU campus in downtown Portland. No more Wal-Mart. Instead, COFFEE, HOT BOYS, and LESS RED-NECK HOMOPHOBES. Hurray!
Sep 10th
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In four and a half hours...
I have to take Bob to the airport, visit Hunson, then go to work for 9 hours. Fuck.
Sep 10th
I shouldn't stay up late.
It makes me uneasy, and spiteful, and self-deprecating.
Sep 7th
Sep 7th
2 notes
Hunson let me borrow his portable hard-drive.
There are so many episodes of Futurama, The Simpsons, etc. It’s awesome.
Sep 3rd
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Whenever I step in something wet at home...
I take off that one sock and walk around with a single sock on for hours and hours.
Sep 3rd
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Sep 3rd
3 notes
1 tag
Stepping Out
hunsonisgroovy: Hi everyone. I will be away from my Tumblr for a while. I still have a few posts queued up for all of you to enjoy but while I’m gone, I won’t be able to answer your questions or comments.  <3  Don’t we all miss him?
Sep 3rd
10 notes
5 tags
Sep 1st
7,578 notes
August 2011
24 posts
Where would you work if you had to work a minimum...
Wal-Mart or Seattle’s Best? These are my choices.
Aug 31st
5 notes
I think the interview went well.
With any luck, sometime in the next two weeks I will be working downtown as a coffee-smith.
Aug 31st
7 notes
5 tags
Aug 30th
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I have a job interview tomorrow.
If I don’t get it, I’ll be consigned to Wal-Mart for a second year. =/
Aug 30th
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Thinking about deleting this old thing.
I feel like a year is a good run for a blog. Nobody talks to me on here anymore, and I don’t feel inspired to share here, so why maintain a blog of unmet expectations? Any thoughts?
Aug 28th
1 tag
sartorialsidney: Read More To him it’s about bikes. To me, it’s sexy proportions.
Aug 25th
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Goodnight Tumblr, I bid you adieu.
With a tip of my hat, and a “fuck you, too.”
Aug 25th
2 notes
I went stereotypical and made a Gnome Illusionist.
Nonetheless, I’m happy with him. Warryn Fnarnbar is a bad-ass.
Aug 21st
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I'm a convert.
D&D 4th Edition is better than 3.5. I’m sold.
Aug 21st
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imadognotyetaboy: Ah I’m tired of trying to make things better between us. Like how freaking long can you dwell on this shit.  It’s so frustrating, it’s like we’re together but you refuse to talk to me.  Now how in the hell does that work. I see you in school you still don’t talk to me.  -__-  I hear you, other Christian. -Christian
Aug 20th
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Aug 16th
684 notes
Somebody will die for this.
Mark my words. Somebody will die.
Aug 15th
Damn I'm good.
My procrastination is pretty finely honed, I have to say. Put off a paper for a week, then do it in an hour the day before it’s due. Admittedly, I set aside three hours to work on it, but since I got it done so quickly I have two hours to dick around and play DS. It’s pretty satisfying. Admittedly, the paper was an easy short one with next to no research, but that doesn’t...
Aug 10th
7 notes
1 tag
Aug 10th
18,564 notes
Micah's 4th Birthday was yesterday.
Which is why he’s now walking around with a sword in one hand and a pokeball in the other.
Aug 8th
It's Friday!
Last day of this Wal-Mart bullshit for a week. 
Aug 8th
3 notes
I'm very much in the mood to see some structure...
But alas, I haven’t any video games that let me do that. So I guess I’ll just kill something instead.
Aug 8th
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The line between burning indignation/rage and inhuman self loathing is decidedly shaky.
Aug 7th
4 notes
Aug 4th
37 notes
Aug 3rd
47,874 notes
lordcockington asked: Did you watch that Saturday morning cartoon Street Sharks in the '90s? I feel like it doesn't get the love it deserves.
Aug 3rd