lordcockington asked: Christian stop being so self effacing you are adorable.
You got it, m’lord. Just as soon as you stop providing so many opportunities to play the coy coquette.
wouldyouholdurbodyagainstmeif-i:
If you go to google maps and get walking directions to Mordor from The Shire, this will come up. I’m dying.
lordcockington asked: You're still alive? Jesus.
Alive is a subjective word, when talking about we creatures who are not a part of the glorious hive-mind that is Internet.
It’s a dark world when all your answers aren’t a Google away. The reality of one’s ignorance truly sinks in when humankind’s knowledge is denied you.
Am I truly alive without the Internet? I don’t think so.
Hunson was selflessly gracious enough to let me hang up some of the Queen posters I got for Christmas in his room.
It should be noted, of course, that he didn’t let me put them all up. But Fairy Fellers and Killer Queens can’t be choosers, can they?
I should write a book about living without internet and television in this day and age.
I could pretend it’s some great social experiment, and make a bunch of money off of it, and the hipsters who would buy it in hopes of emulating my lifestyle.
Profit.
